Syndicate Renaming of Veteran’s Park

Since Veterans are seemingly inconsequential to these people, and since the crackers in the Good Ol' Boy Network are smarter than us, and since We The People can't be trusted to make suggestions as to what to name anything – parks, city hall, fire trucks, dogs – here is the real list put forth by the Name Anything Zombie Islanders subcommittee as infested by the usual suspects:

• Asbestos Park
  
• Bill Moss Recognition Park
  
• Quality Enterprise Net Profits-Improving Bottom Line Park
  
• Disappearing Endangered Burrowing Owl Park
  
• Migrant Workers Memorial for Having Shuffled Unprotected Through Asbestos
  
• Charlie Crist & Florida Department of Environmental Protection Complicit Park
  
• Mike Minozzi Bridge
  
• The Photographs of the Septuagenarians Planting Asbestos are Buried Here Park
  
• The MUMS of Marco Were MUM When Asbestos Was Being Sent Airborne From Here Park
  

We surmise that allowing the general public make the initial naming recommendations is out of the question.