Amateur Boxing on Marco Joins Amateur Everything Else

Amateur Boxing is now on Marco Island … joining the following list of amateur events:

• Amateur City Governance (a la Tucker, Walduck, Minozzi, Trotter, Gibon, Kiester, Etc...)
  
• Amateur City Management (plethora of city managers a la Moss, et. al.)
  
• Amateur Project Supervision:
  
  • STRP: Septic Tank Replacement Programs (Screw The Resident Public)
    
  • South Collier Blvd
    
  • Storm Water Runoff (who knew it rains in South Florida!)
    
  • Etc…
    
• Amateur Environmental Stewardship:
  
  • Asbestos dumping, crushing, pulverizing, burying, remediation
    
  • Millions of gallons of noxious effluent pumped into Gulf of Mexico and waterways
    
  • Releasing lethal-levels of toxic gas upon entire neighborhoods
    
  • Dead marsh on San Marco Rd.
    
  • No cisterns (except 2)
    
  • No reuse water
    
  • Etc…
    
• Amateur Financial Management:
  
  • $400,000,000 in debt and counting
    
  • Only means by which to raise revenue? Tax empty lots and raise water rates
    
  • Serial tax increases
    
• Amateur Arts:
  
  • "Blue Man" – the $10,000 statute
    
  • Art League ??
    
• Amateur Adherence to Federal Laws:
  
  • Violate Clean Air Act
    
  • Violate Clean Water Act
    
• Amateur Constitutional Awareness:
  
  • Violate First Amendment of U.S. Constitution
    
    • "Chief" removes speaker from podium for disagreeing with the sleazy, behind-the-scenes manner by which the syndicate named city hall
      
    • Defamation Lawsuit
      
  • Violate Fifth Amendment of U.S. Constitution
    
    • Crush septic tanks without compensation
      
• Amateur Restaurants (except Dunkin Donuts & Subways)
  
• Amateur Code Enforcement Board (obvious)
  

Inarguably, the Amateur Boxing will be infinitely better.