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The Marco Island Parks and Recreation Department is pleased to help promote "In The Round Lectures" presented by the Orion Bank. This series will cover a wide variety of issues important to Marco Island residents.
For additional information, please call the Orion Bank at 239-403-5169.
Orion Bank presents...
"In The Round" Lecture #2
Join us as Bill Moss, Vince Cautero and Rony Joel present a detailed update on issues critical to our
Islands future including:
- Collier Boulevard construction
- Septic tank replacement program
- Legal challenges facing our city
- Water supply and facilities
- Hurricane planning and more.....
WHEN: - Wednesday, May 31st
- Refreshments served at 6:30 p.m.
- Presentations from 7:00 to 8:00 p.m.
- Question/Answer session 8:00 to 8:30 p.m.
WHERE: - Orion Bank
605 Bald Eagle Drive, Marco Island, FL. 34145
GUEST SPEAKERS:
- William A. Moss, Marco Island City Manager
- Vince Cautero, Community Development Director.
- Rony Joel, Public Works Director
R.S.V.P.: Seating is limited requiring reservations by calling
All Lectures are free to the public
Orion Bank, 239-403-5169
Dana A. Souza
Director
Parks and Recreation Department City of Marco Island, Florida
(239) 642-1666
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Anonymous, at Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:57:00 AM
Top ten reasons the real estate market has gone flat on Marco Island:
1. Marco Island real estate agents have no clue as to what to do now that buyers have stopped calling them cold and buying anything at any price site unseen.
2. Bill Moss.
3. It has finally occurred to the “seasonal crowd” that nearly all of the restaurants on Marco Island produce grotesquely overprized marginally palatable food served by the local riffraff. Corollary; It has yet to occur to the permanent residents that nearly all of the restaurants on Marco Island produce grotesquely overprized marginally palatable food served by the local riffraff.
4. Real estate agents are propagating the “fact” that real estate markets are depressed everywhere – including Las Vegas, Phoenix, Miami and San Antonio.
5. Rumor has it that the Jolly Bridge is going to be torn down over a period of five years, upon which it will be replaced with a toll ferry.
6. People have realized that once the entire island is on sewers, the sewage processing station will have to be upgraded to the tune of $40,000 per every property owner on the island.
7. The Marco Island city council voted unanimously to depress real estate prices in response to a unanimous vote by the citizens to increase real estate prices.
8. Citizens are up in arms about the docking of boats due to the fact that not one citizen understands what the issue is.
9. Marco Island residents are believed to be too stupid to vote for an elected good city manager.
10. There is only one Starbucks on the island serving the super-sized quadruple mocha latte with the extra layer of lard, in complete violation of what is required by the Geneva Convention. The law requires one Starbucks on every corner.
AIM
Amazed in Marco
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Anonymous, at Saturday, May 27, 2006 2:46:00 PM
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